The Queens Riddle

Started by Bowhntr, March 14, 2013, 02:16:34 PM

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The Queen's Riddle


Barack Obama met  with the Queen of England.


He asked her, "Your  Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you  can give me?"

"Well," said the  Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent  people."

Obama frowned, and  then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are
really intelligent?"

The Queen took a  sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer
an intelligent  riddle."

The Queen pushed a  button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here,
would you?"
      Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

     The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother
and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.

     Who is it?"

     Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

    "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

    Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer
this for me.

    Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's
not your sister. Who is it?"

   "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one."
He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an
answer.

    Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked,
"Sarah, can you answer this for me?

    Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your
sister. Who is it?"

    Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

   Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Sarah Palin!"

   Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

   AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUR WHITE HOUSE!!!

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