The preacher

Started by walkstall, April 13, 2018, 07:37:48 AM

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walkstall

A plumber was giving a lift to his preacher one day, when all of a sudden the plumber noticed a lawyer crossing the street in front of them. He gunned the engine and swerved to hit the lawyer. At the last second the plumber remembered that his preacher was with him in the truck, so he swerved back to avoid the lawyer. "Sorry about that Reverend, I was just trying to avoid a nasty pothole!" The plumber explained. The preacher responded, "Don't worry son, I got him with the door."
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