The Lord, our government, and a little boy.

Started by Bronx, August 14, 2019, 09:29:46 AM

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Bronx

A little boy wanted $100 bucks very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting $100 bucks.

When the Postal Authorities received the letter address to the Lord, USA they decided to send the letter to the President of the United States of America.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money for a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank you note to the Lord. It said: Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. and as usual, those jerks took $95 dollars of it.
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Quote from: Bronx on August 14, 2019, 09:29:46 AM
A little boy wanted $100 bucks very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting $100 bucks.

When the Postal Authorities received the letter address to the Lord, USA they decided to send the letter to the President of the United States of America.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money for a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank you note to the Lord. It said: Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. and as usual, those jerks took $95 dollars of it.

Bingo!!  :lol: :lol:
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