The Long Ride

Started by Solar, November 07, 2010, 06:37:20 AM

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Solar

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is struck against the ground over and over, when to her great fortune...

The quarter ran out, and the ride stopped..
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 ;D  I think I know her. :))
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I know I dated her.  ::) :o ;D
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Sounds like it must have been a quarter horse!   :)) :)) :))
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Quote from: wally on November 07, 2010, 09:11:20 AM
Sounds like it must have been a quarter horse!   :)) :)) :))

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) Good catch...
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