A charter jet was on it's way to a convention in Washington DC, there were 4 small Asians, 4 Muslims, 4 White guys and 4 over weight Mexicans on board.
The pilot announces over the PA that they were having engine trouble and needed to lighten the load or the plane would surely crash.
All the passengers threw out their luggage, the pilot announces that they were still descending at a rapid rate, that they needed to discard all of the useless weight possible.
The passengers wasted no time in throwing the Muslims over board.
This did the trick, the copilot leans over to the pilot and says "I thought for sure they'd have thrown the illegals over board"

Pilot looks at him and says, it's not about quantity, but quality.

While visiting India, Obama is approached by an old prophet, the prophet quietly says to him that he cannot tell him the date of his death, but only the day.
Obama a little shocked, but intrigued, says then tell me oh wise one, what day will I die on.

The old prophet says, a day of great American celebration.

Two original jokes by Solar

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I have my moments. :D

I love the "original" Solar jokes.... :)) :)) :))

Do not give up your day job!

What else can you say? ;D

Quote from: Shooterman on November 07, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
What else can you say? ;D

We have the same sense of humor.... :)) :))

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 07, 2010, 09:45:12 AM
We have the same sense of humor.... :)) :))

As long as both of you think he's funny, everything's right in his world!

;)

Quote from: Shooterman on November 07, 2010, 09:37:20 AM
Do not give up your day job!

As I tell my kids you has to start some place.   ;D