A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is
coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There
is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will
buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with
your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.. With your elbow,
hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with
my elbow? ........
"What . . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"

Quote from: Solar on September 09, 2020, 12:00:56 PM

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is
coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There
is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will
buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with
your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.. With your elbow,
hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with
my elbow? ........
"What . . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"

Quote from: walkstall on September 09, 2020, 12:14:01 PM

And to think, I thought it was another CCP Flu joke.

Quote from: Solar on September 09, 2020, 12:00:56 PM

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is
coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There
is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will
buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with
your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.. With your elbow,
hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with
my elbow? ........
"What . . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"

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