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The haircut

Started by PeterR, January 24, 2015, 12:34:13 PM

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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and  inquired of his Father as to when they could  discuss his use of the family car.
 
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You  bring your grades up from a C to a B  average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut.  Then we'll talk about the car.'
 
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd  settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
 
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've  brought your grades up and I've observed  that you have been studying your Bible, but  I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
 
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking  about that, and I've noticed in my studies of  the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had  long hair.
 
You're going to love the Dad's reply:





"Did you also notice that they all walked  everywhere?"
"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."