A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.  Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields.  After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. 

Amy takes him down to the barn.  They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.' 

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently. 

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'



(It's nice to see a blonde winning once in awhile.)

 ;D I think I know that Blonde.

I think I've used that nail!  :P :P :P

Quote from: tbone0106 on February 25, 2011, 07:03:06 PM
I think I've used that nail!  :P :P :P

Hmmm....LOL you must be a city boy.   :P  :P  :P  :P  :P

Haha Haha @ all of you!

True story:
When I was running cattle back in the late 80s on a ranch, I asked the owner while we were culling out the young.
I said, "John, how do you know when you're a Cowboy?

He paused a moment, tilted his hat back slowly, turned and looked at me quizzically, then turned his gaze back at the thousand plus head of cattle and nodded at a point in the herd and said, "we need to get that calf out, it has a bad eye and I don't want it to spread"

I looked the herd over, and said "which one", he nodded again in their general direction.
I said "the black one" nopers, to the right of it he said, I said "the ugly one or the one to the right of it"?

He slowly turned to me and said...

You're a Cowboy now! 8)

When you see cattle as ugly or good looking, you're definitely a Cowboy... :-[