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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Solar on July 27, 2020, 07:10:01 PM

Title: The 50 greatest Yogi Berra quotes
Post by: Solar on July 27, 2020, 07:10:01 PM
This guy was a hoot in his day. Quite the wit. Take a moment and read a few, you'll be glad you did.

1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

2. You can observe a lot by just watching.

3. It ain't over till it's over.

4. It's like déjà vu all over again.

5. No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.

6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

7. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

8. Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

9. We made too many wrong mistakes.

10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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