Author Topic: Ten Thoughts to Ponder  (Read 1534 times)

Offline Solars Toy

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder
« on: October 04, 2010, 08:09:20 PM »
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
“It’s comes down to a simple choice really, get busy living or get busy dying.”

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Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 09:03:29 AM »
Another one goes....

How can we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?

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Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 07:36:11 PM »
Another one goes....

How can we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?
;D ;D
“It’s comes down to a simple choice really, get busy living or get busy dying.”

 

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