Conservative Political Forum

General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: WoodBurner on January 17, 2013, 02:58:30 AM

Title: Sven and Ole
Post by: WoodBurner on January 17, 2013, 02:58:30 AM
Sven and Ole, Two Minnesota engineers, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walks by asks what they were doing.

 "Ve're supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, " said Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground.
Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches,"
and walked away.

 Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask fer da height and she gives us da length!"

 Sven and Ole have since quit their engineering jobs,
 and are currently serving in the United States Congress.
Title: Re: Sven and Ole
Post by: Solar on January 17, 2013, 06:13:06 AM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That's funny!!!