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Subject: Air Force Pilot
« on: December 09, 2010, 01:05:16 PM »
Subject: Air Force Pilot
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> During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated next to a
> young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the
> descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as
> possible.
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> The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking, he gallantly
> offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.
> When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh,
> that's a good looking baby..and he sure was hungry!"
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> Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said
> that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the
> baby's ears.
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> The  Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion
> exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum.
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