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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Solar on October 04, 2017, 05:49:36 PM

Title: STRESS DEFINED
Post by: Solar on October 04, 2017, 05:49:36 PM

Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to knock the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.
Title: Re: STRESS DEFINED
Post by: walkstall on October 04, 2017, 06:06:20 PM
Quote from: Solar on October 04, 2017, 05:49:36 PM
Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to knock the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

And I just told the doctor last weed, I don't have Stress.   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:   I will have to call him up and let him know I was wrong.
Title: Re: STRESS DEFINED
Post by: Solar on October 04, 2017, 06:23:04 PM
Quote from: walkstall on October 04, 2017, 06:06:20 PM
And I just told the doctor last weed, I don't have Stress.   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:   I will have to call him up and let him know I was wrong.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Didn't think I had any either, till I realized nearly half the population pisses me off.
Title: Re: STRESS DEFINED
Post by: walkstall on October 04, 2017, 07:19:55 PM
Quote from: Solar on October 04, 2017, 06:23:04 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Didn't think I had any either, till I realized nearly half the population pisses me off.


I am much older then you.  They had more time to piss me off.   :lol:
Title: Re: STRESS DEFINED
Post by: Hoofer on October 06, 2017, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: walkstall on October 04, 2017, 07:19:55 PM

I am much older then you.  They had more time to piss me off.   :lol:

But.. the ones that REALLY pissed you off, might have already died - yes, there is a peace in growing older - outliving your enemies!