Subject: Year to date statistics on Airport screening


 

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


Terrorist Plots Discovered            0
Transvestites                                  133
Hernia's                                        1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                        3,172
Enlarged Prostates                       8,249
Breast Implants                            59,350
Natural Blondes                           3

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

Nice touch with the blondes....

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I suspect the figure for breast implants is vastly under-reported.

I suppose they could keep a statistic on the number of men who found the whole process...stimulating!  ;D