A young marine was riding a plane home when he was surprised to see he was sitting next to Bill Clinton. Bill had a pig under each arm.
Bill explained:
"Son, these are pigs from my home state, Arkansas."
"Damn fine state, sir.", the marine replied.
"They are Arkansas Razorback pigs", said Bill.
"Damn fine pigs, sir.", the marine replied.
"I got this one for Chelsea, and this one for Hillary."
"Damn fine trade, sir."
Not sure if that's been posted before. If so the mod can remove this one.
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Yeah, it's been posted, but still funny every time I read it.