Columnist Burt Prelutsky, on the topic of sex changes -
"It would be like midgets or even those like myself who are simply far short of the national average to complain about height inequality. And as there is no way to make me four or five inches taller, the only solution is to cut six-footers off at the knees.
It is only right, after all, that the heightists pare their fair share."
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