A man washed up on a desert island after a ship wreck. The only other survivors were a sheep and a sheepdog.

The three of them got into the habit of going down to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds and the breeze was warm and gentle. It was a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over and put his arm around the sheep.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man backed away.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.

That evening, the man took Nancy to watch the sunset. It was another beautiful tropical evening-perfect for romance. Before long the man started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in, moved closer to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Nancy batted her long, lovely eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do to help.

"Yes," he said, "Take the dog for a walk."

Sorry T, beat you by several hours. ;D

Quote from: Solar on April 21, 2011, 11:43:49 AM
Sorry T, beat you by several hours. ;D

:o That's it! I'm quitting my job! What was I thinking, fooling around at work when I should have been home posting jokes on the CPF!!??

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Quote from: Solar on April 21, 2011, 11:43:49 AM
Sorry T, beat you by several hours. ;D

I titled mine better.....

Quote from: tbone0106 on April 21, 2011, 12:41:15 PM
:o That's it! I'm quitting my job! What was I thinking, fooling around at work when I should have been home posting jokes on the CPF!!??

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

What the hell was I thinking when I got up at 3:00 am to post it. ::)

Quote from: Solar on April 21, 2011, 12:59:33 PM
What the hell was I thinking when I got up at 3:00 am to post it. ::)

I don't know...you tell me...

Quote from: Solars Toy on April 21, 2011, 06:59:41 PM
I don't know...you tell me...

He was looking at you and  :)  young lady.   ;)

Quote from: Solars Toy on April 21, 2011, 06:59:41 PM
I don't know...you tell me...

LOL maybe he was trolling the neighborhood looking for some action....




I would keep my eye on him if I were you *giggles*

Quote from: Josie on April 21, 2011, 08:23:50 PM
LOL maybe he was trolling the neighborhood looking for some action....




I would keep my eye on him if I were ewe *giggles*

Fixed that fer ya. ;) ;D

Quote from: Josie on April 21, 2011, 08:23:50 PM
LOL maybe he was trolling the neighborhood looking for some action....

So you know this young lady, and you could perhaps tell me how to get in touch with her? I'm, uh, doing some research on, uh, disorders caused by wearing more than a pair of heels. Yeah, that's it.

Quote from: Josie on April 21, 2011, 08:23:50 PM
LOL maybe he was trolling the neighborhood looking for some action....




I would keep my eye on him if I were you *giggles*

He actually operates on about 5-6 hours of sleep....I need 8 but usually get 7.   

Plus I perform my "wifely" duties at least twice a year so he should be good. LOL

Quote from: tbone0106 on April 22, 2011, 08:08:44 AM
So you know this young lady, and you could perhaps tell me how to get in touch with her? I'm, uh, doing some research on, uh, disorders caused by wearing more than a pair of heels. Yeah, that's it.

LOL I'm gunna borrow Solar's term here.... "ewe" that's nasty  :))