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Offline wally

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Shave & a Haircut
« on: October 23, 2010, 03:42:54 PM »
George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
           
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
           
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir?'
Bush replied, 'Go right ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
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Re: Shave & a Haircut
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2010, 03:56:11 PM »
Holy Crap!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Shave & a Haircut
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2010, 04:09:13 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Shave & a Haircut
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2010, 05:51:28 AM »
George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
           
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
           
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir?'
Bush replied, 'Go right ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

Actual news story about the Obamas' intended visit to India....

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Adding to the Obamas’ busy schedule is Michelle’s likely visit to Kamathipura, where she will meet commercial sex workers on the invitation of an NGO. The highprofile visit is likely to inconvenience the citizens, as there could be a complete clampdown on traffic on some main roads of south Mumbai and sanitisation of buildings flanking them.

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics/nation/Barack-and-Michelles-Mumbai-darshan-plans/articleshow/6797379.cms

( NGO = Non Government Organization )


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Re: Shave & a Haircut
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2010, 08:27:15 AM »
Actual news story about the Obamas' intended visit to India....

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics/nation/Barack-and-Michelles-Mumbai-darshan-plans/articleshow/6797379.cms

( NGO = Non Government Organization )
;D ;D ;D ;D
Guess life really does imitate art.
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Re: Shave & a Haircut
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2010, 09:31:46 AM »
Reading this story (and how the Obama party rented the entire 5-star deluxe Taj Mahal Hotel plus two others for their entourage), one thing did jump out. "Sanitizing" the entire block on each side of every street those limos will travel on has GOT to hurt the very business that's being visited.

Who's likely to show up and be photographed as a "john," entering such a place? How many residents are being rousted to make sure that nobody takes a shot at anybody? The Indian cops are proposing security measures which will completely snarl all traffic through the entire area---real good for NON-brothel business, too!

Michelle Obama's here to help. Perhaps she can bring back what she learns and help wreck one of the only profitable areas of U.S. black entrepreneurship --- because she cares.

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Re: Shave & a Haircut
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2010, 11:09:34 AM »
Reading this story (and how the Obama party rented the entire 5-star deluxe Taj Mahal Hotel plus two others for their entourage), one thing did jump out. "Sanitizing" the entire block on each side of every street those limos will travel on has GOT to hurt the very business that's being visited.

Who's likely to show up and be photographed as a "john," entering such a place? How many residents are being rousted to make sure that nobody takes a shot at anybody? The Indian cops are proposing security measures which will completely snarl all traffic through the entire area---real good for NON-brothel business, too!

Michelle Obama's here to help. Perhaps she can bring back what she learns and help wreck one of the only profitable areas of U.S. black entrepreneurship --- because she cares.

I'm sure ACORN would help.. :D :D
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Re: Shave & a Haircut
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2010, 02:53:41 PM »

 

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