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Seenager
« on: July 21, 2017, 08:46:35 AM »
I just discovered my age group!  I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
 
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
 
I don't have to go to school or work
 
I get an allowance every month.
 
I have my own pad.
 
I don't have a curfew.
 
I have a driver's license and my own car.
 
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.  I like the wine store best.
 
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
 
And I don't have acne.
 
Life is Good!  Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
 
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
 
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
 
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
 
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
 
It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
 
SO THERE!!
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Re: Seenager
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2017, 10:18:13 AM »
I just discovered my age group!  I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
 
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
 
I don't have to go to school or work
 
I get an allowance every month.
 
I have my own pad.
 
I don't have a curfew.
 
I have a driver's license and my own car.
 
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.  I like the wine store best.
 
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
 
And I don't have acne.
 
Life is Good!  Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
 
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
 
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
 
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
 
It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I must remember and tell my wife that.

Some days I get more exercise then my wife.  :lol:
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Re: Seenager
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2017, 05:46:11 PM »
After all those years of my parents saying, "Can't you SIT STILL for just ONE minute!?!?!?"

I got that one down.... took half a century, but I'm getting pretty darn good at it.
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Re: Seenager
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2017, 07:40:35 PM »
After all those years of my parents saying, "Can't you SIT STILL for just ONE minute!?!?!?"

I got that one down.... took half a century, but I'm getting pretty darn good at it.
I haven't said "I'm Borrrrrrred" in decades, and that's just sitting on my ass on the shore of the crick.
Funny how things change, in the past, I'd be in the water, throwing rocks, hiking the length of it, but not now.
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Re: Seenager
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2017, 05:31:09 AM »
I haven't said "I'm Borrrrrrred" in decades, and that's just sitting on my ass on the shore of the crick.
Funny how things change, in the past, I'd be in the water, throwing rocks, hiking the length of it, but not now.

Same here.   Once I couldn't wait to get into the ocean, play in the waves, sitting on the beach was punishment.
Now we sit in nice chairs on the beach for hours, fishing lines in the water... you'd have to be crazy to jump in there with all the fish.
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Re: Seenager
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2017, 09:02:23 AM »
Same here.   Once I couldn't wait to get into the ocean, play in the waves, sitting on the beach was punishment.
Now we sit in nice chairs on the beach for hours, fishing lines in the water... you'd have to be crazy to jump in there with all the fish.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, how I remember sitting on the shore of the Pacific, running at about 43 Deg. shivering my ass off trying to get warm so I could once again torture my young ass in the ocean waves for about 45 seconds, all the while fearing the giant undertoad taking me out to sea.

Yes, I misunderstood the meaning of undertow because of the lisp of the idiot warning me. :biggrin:
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