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Scary but probably true...
« on: August 20, 2019, 08:56:13 AM »
 Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google Pizza.

- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.

- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?

- The usual? Do you know me?
- According to caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust

- OK! That's it
- May I now recommend ricotta, arugula with sun dried tomato?

- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is 7.4

- How do you know?
- Through the subscriber's guide. We have your blood tests for the last 7 years

- Okay, but I don't want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You haven't taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased 30 tablets at Drugs Online

- I bought more from another pharmacy
- It's not showing on your credit card

- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement

- I have another source of cash
- This is not showing on your last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source

-BLOODY HELL? Stuff Google, and Facebook, and Twitter, and WhatsApp. I'm off to an Island without the internet.
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport; it expired 5 week
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Re: Scary but probably true...
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2019, 11:00:03 AM »
So true!  :thumbsup:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.  ~ Ronald Reagan ~

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