From........ Grouchy Old Cripple
In parts of the country it is deer hunting season. Russ sent me a blonde joke about that.
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to
go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen
to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his blonde
wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asks her, "What are you doing?"
Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, knowing what his wife was like had many reservations about this, but reluctantly decides to take her along.
Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of
San Marcos, Texas. Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."
Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice
wouldn't be able to figure out how to fire a rifle, much less
shoot a deer.
Not 10 minutes passes when he is startled as he hears an array of
gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer
to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get the hell away from
Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his screaming
wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get the hell away from my deer!"
followed by another volley of gunfire!
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised
to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air.
The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, "Okay, lady! You
can have your damn deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!"