Satirical punny jokes about Obama and Bush

Started by anti-American, August 29, 2013, 09:40:21 PM

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anti-American

Here is my attempt at two short satire and pun jokes, one for Obama and one for Bush:

After the BP oil spill, President Obama was asked about the Gulf of Mexico's progress, and he said that Mexico's golf courses were getting better but still not up to par (ha ha) with U.S. golf courses.

When Russia invaded Georgia in 2008, President Bush was asked what he thought about the invasion and what he planned to do about it. He said "I've been informed of this invasion and I can assure the American people that I'm taking it very seriously. I'm confident that we will be able to stop the Russians before they get to Alabama, even though they're rushin there."