Robot Bartender

Started by Solar, February 07, 2020, 07:09:12 AM

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Solar

A guy goes into a bar in California where there is a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy say, "168."

The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and
medical technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more
curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers, "Whiskey."
The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "100."

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU.

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his
"experiment" that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.

The man replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "35".

The robot leans in real close and asks, "Soooo. . . Do you folks really think you're going to impeach Donald Trump?"
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