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RECTAL THERMOMETER
« on: October 20, 2017, 11:45:41 AM »

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said,

”Well that’s great, just great… some a**hole’s got my pen.”
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Re: RECTAL THERMOMETER
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2017, 11:51:22 AM »
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said,

”Well that’s great, just great… some a**hole’s got my pen.”

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