A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jerry's wife. ' Ginger ,' he says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'

'OH MY!' Ginger exclaims.  'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'   

I am soooooooooooo happy I was not drinking coffee.    :))  :))  :))

Quote from: walkstall on November 20, 2010, 08:16:44 AM
I am soooooooooooo happy I was not drinking coffee.    :))  :))  :))

I know...not the punch line you were expecting...  I got this one at work from the sister in Illinois.  She always has the best jokes... :)) :))

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 20, 2010, 08:25:04 AM
I know...not the punch line you were expecting...  I got this one at work from the sister in Illinois.  She always has the best jokes... :)) :))

Was looking for something around Motion Detectors.  lol

 :)) :)) :)) ;D

Not the punch line I was Expecting ???
I thought it was the closet