Pirate's Bar

Started by Bronx, May 18, 2018, 10:57:43 AM

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Bronx

A pirate with a wooden leg, a hook in replace of his hand, and an eye patch walks into a pirate's bar and orders a drink (in pirate talk).

While drinking the pirate next to him ask "hey matie what happened to ye leg"...?

The pirate states...."I lost me leg while serving with Captian Kidd".

Next pirate asks " what happened to ye hand....?

"I lost me hand while serving with Blackbeard".

Another pirate asked him...."what happened to ye eye"...?

The pirated responded....."first day with me hook".
People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

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