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Offline Shooterman

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Our Future
« on: October 04, 2010, 06:20:05 AM »
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,  handing it and the car keys to me.  As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

 

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Re: Our Future
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2010, 06:37:21 AM »
LOL there not all Blonde.    ;D
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

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