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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: PeterR on February 12, 2018, 08:01:40 PM

Title: Old Navy Pilot ...
Post by: PeterR on February 12, 2018, 08:01:40 PM
An old Navy Pilot sat down at a Starbucks, still wearing his old Navy flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.  She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?”

He replied, “Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?”

She said, ”I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women”

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.” 


Title: Re: Old Navy Pilot ...
Post by: ZimZamZim on April 14, 2018, 10:09:51 AM
Lol...I guess I am too.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Old Navy Pilot ...
Post by: Solar on April 14, 2018, 11:20:19 AM
 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Old Navy Pilot ...
Post by: stewball on April 16, 2018, 04:31:04 PM
 :tounge: :tounge: :tounge: :tounge: :tounge: :tounge: :tounge: