An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1:00 am and is asked where he is going at
    this time of night.  The man replies,

"I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body".

The officer then asks,

"Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies,

"My wife."  8) 8)

 Sounds like my old neighbor and his wife.   ;D

HMM been there done that