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Offline Turks

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Old Man And The Beaver
« on: February 15, 2013, 02:52:17 AM »
Old Man And The Beaver
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor
for his quarterly check-up...


The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said, “Things are great and I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
So what do you think about that, Doc?”



The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell him a story.
“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.


One day he set off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very
large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.



He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle
and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple
of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."



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Re: Old Man And The Beaver
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2013, 08:00:36 AM »
 :biggrin: :thumbsup: :biggrin:
If it was easy everyone would be do'in it.

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Re: Old Man And The Beaver
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2013, 09:20:14 AM »
At 86 I think he'd just enjoy the ride. . .  :blush:
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