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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Solar on October 19, 2010, 11:38:34 AM

Title: Old age
Post by: Solar on October 19, 2010, 11:38:34 AM
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

POOF Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

POOF She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh, can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

POOF There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
















"Bet you're sorry now you had me neutered."
Title: Re: Old age
Post by: quiller on October 19, 2010, 11:55:53 PM
Bet she's even sorrier that she used all three wishes.