Tips Before You Begin The Game

Started by Solar, October 27, 2010, 05:57:18 AM

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Solar

These are great, something every parent can relate to that have had little boys. ::)

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

4. Avoid a quick back swing.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Quiet please...while others are preparing to go.

10. Don't take extra strokes.

Very good.

Now flush the urinal, go outside and tee off!
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 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

Are these rules you can follow at home?
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Solar

Silly girl, thats what toilet seats are for, they give you a target in the dark. :))
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Quote from: Solar on October 27, 2010, 07:22:01 PM
Silly girl, thats what toilet seats are for, they give you a target in the dark. :))
Don't you need a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat, then?  :o

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Quote from: Solar on October 27, 2010, 07:22:01 PM
Silly girl, thats what toilet seats are for, they give you a target in the dark. :))

I know :o :o :o :o
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Solar

Quote from: naleta on October 27, 2010, 07:26:48 PM
Don't you need a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat, then?  :o
Nah, you can kinda see it. ::) ;D
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Quote from: naleta on October 27, 2010, 07:26:48 PM
Don't you need a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat, then?  :o

Hmmmm I think a strobe light could help.  :-\
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