Okay - so I don't have much to say, but here's my 1st contribution.... Hello everybody.
Three correspondents from Fox, MSNBC and NPR walk into a bar.
There is a man at the bar dressed in traditional Muslim garb drinking a Martini.
The Fox correspondent remarks, "Funny, I didn't know Muslims could drink."
The MSNBC correspondent rebukes him, "Don't be ignorant, you racist Islamophobe."
The NPR correspondent didn't say anything because he was already hiding under a table.
What do you get when you cross an NPR correspondent with a zombie?
You get an NPR correspondent.
Did you hear about the big merger between NPR and Pravda?
What?
Oh.... that long ago, huh?
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Those are the very first NPR jokes I've ever heard, but I'll bet it isn't the last.
:)) :)) :)) :)) NPR JOKES!!!! I love them!
Do you know what NPR stands for?
Not Pro Republican!!!
I thought it meant: No Personal Responsibility...
Perfect foe a lib. :D
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