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NPR Jokes

Started by Moishe3rd, October 26, 2010, 06:50:15 PM

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Moishe3rd

Okay - so I don't have much to say, but here's my 1st contribution.... Hello everybody.

Three correspondents from Fox, MSNBC and NPR walk into a bar.
There is a man at the bar dressed in traditional Muslim garb drinking a Martini.
The Fox correspondent remarks, "Funny, I didn't know Muslims could drink."
The MSNBC correspondent rebukes him, "Don't be ignorant, you racist Islamophobe."
The NPR correspondent didn't say anything because he was already hiding under a table.

What do you get when you cross an NPR correspondent with a zombie?
You get an NPR correspondent.

Did you hear about the big merger between NPR and Pravda?
What?
Oh....  that long ago, huh?
G-d Chooses Kings and Controls the Hearts of Kings.
And G-d Leads the People on the Way They Wish to Go.
In a sick demented world of baby killers; Media sycophants; and Democrat loons, Trump is the chemotherapy.

Solar

 :D :D :D :D
Those are the very first NPR jokes I've ever heard, but I'll bet it isn't the last.
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wally

 :)) :)) :)) :))  NPR JOKES!!!!  I love them!

Do you know what NPR stands for?

Not Pro Republican!!!
The press is our chief ideological weapon.
~ Nikita Khrushchev

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

~Ronald Reagan

Solar

I thought it meant: No Personal Responsibility...

Perfect foe a lib. :D
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naleta