Okay - so I don't have much to say, but here's my 1st contribution.... Hello everybody.
Three correspondents from Fox, MSNBC and NPR walk into a bar.
There is a man at the bar dressed in traditional Muslim garb drinking a Martini.
The Fox correspondent remarks, "Funny, I didn't know Muslims could drink."
The MSNBC correspondent rebukes him, "Don't be ignorant, you racist Islamophobe."
The NPR correspondent didn't say anything because he was already hiding under a table.
What do you get when you cross an NPR correspondent with a zombie?
You get an NPR correspondent.
Did you hear about the big merger between NPR and Pravda?
Oh.... that long ago, huh?