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Offline Moishe3rd

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NPR Jokes
« on: October 26, 2010, 06:50:15 PM »
Okay - so I don't have much to say, but here's my 1st contribution.... Hello everybody.

Three correspondents from Fox, MSNBC and NPR walk into a bar.
There is a man at the bar dressed in traditional Muslim garb drinking a Martini.
The Fox correspondent remarks, "Funny, I didn't know Muslims could drink."
The MSNBC correspondent rebukes him, "Don't be ignorant, you racist Islamophobe."
The NPR correspondent didn't say anything because he was already hiding under a table.
 
What do you get when you cross an NPR correspondent with a zombie?
You get an NPR correspondent.
 
Did you hear about the big merger between NPR and Pravda?
What?
Oh....  that long ago, huh?
« Last Edit: October 26, 2010, 06:59:06 PM by Moishe3rd »


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Re: NPR Jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2010, 06:54:41 PM »
 :D :D :D :D
Those are the very first NPR jokes I've ever heard, but I'll bet it isn't the last.
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Offline wally

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Re: NPR Jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2010, 05:16:24 AM »
 :)) :)) :)) :))  NPR JOKES!!!!  I love them!

Do you know what NPR stands for?

Not Pro Republican!!!
The press is our chief ideological weapon.
~ Nikita Khrushchev

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.
~Ronald Reagan



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Re: NPR Jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2010, 05:49:13 AM »
I thought it meant: No Personal Responsibility...

Perfect foe a lib. :D
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Re: NPR Jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2010, 07:28:07 PM »
 :D

 

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