Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.

He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed to meet the
Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son.  I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder
that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in
great strides,

He climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded
man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.

He discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?

'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus!!!!

Man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.

Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and
repeats his question:  'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now, totally
out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son....I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup
of coffee?'

'Yes!  Please, my Lord.'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two
coffees!'



Keep your trust in God; your government has failed you miserably!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Fecal matter, that's funny!

Quote from: tbone0106 on December 19, 2010, 02:36:07 PM
Fecal matter, that's funny!

Oh shit..not what I expected.. :)) :)) :))