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Offline Turks

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NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH
« on: January 30, 2013, 07:21:14 AM »
 
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
 
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come togedda again.
        I come again and pee twice.
        Then I come one lasta time.'
 
The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!" she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
 
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.    'Whooza talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi.....'
 



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Re: NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2013, 07:36:55 AM »
How witty! :laugh:
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