Newfie Romance

Started by PeterR, January 03, 2013, 09:11:17 AM

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PeterR


Newfy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.

She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips off her knickers and says,  "This is for the flowers!"

"Don't be silly," says the Newfy, "You must have a vase somewhere!"

"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

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Quote from: PeterR on January 03, 2013, 09:11:17 AM
Newfy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.

She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips off her knickers and says,  "This is for the flowers!"

"Don't be silly," says the Newfy, "You must have a vase somewhere!"


:lol:  Sounds like my BIL.
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