Author Topic: Newfie Romance  (Read 549 times)

Offline PeterR

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Newfie Romance
« on: January 03, 2013, 09:11:17 AM »

 Newfy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.

 She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips off her knickers and says,  "This is for the flowers!"

"Don't be silly," says the Newfy, "You must have a vase somewhere!"



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Re: Newfie Romance
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2013, 08:44:31 PM »
Newfy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.

 She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips off her knickers and says,  "This is for the flowers!"

"Don't be silly," says the Newfy, "You must have a vase somewhere!"


 :lol:  Sounds like my BIL.
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Re: Newfie Romance
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2013, 05:26:11 AM »
 :biggrin: :biggrin:
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