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New Viagra Names
« on: September 03, 2018, 08:58:22 AM »

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin , Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

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Re: New Viagra Names
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2018, 09:35:49 AM »
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Re: New Viagra Names
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2018, 09:51:11 AM »
 :lol:  Should this not be in Survival Tips?  :lol:
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Re: New Viagra Names
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2018, 12:46:14 PM »
:lol:  Should this not be in Survival Tips?  :lol:
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