One day, at the height of the Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton scandal, Monica and Gennifer Flowers were talking on the phone. Monica spent fifteen minutes pouring out her heartaches over Slick Willie and his unique preferences.

At the end of her tirade, Monica asked, "Was he like that with you?"

Flowers answered, "Close... but no cigar."

groannn.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D