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Online Sick Of Silence

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Modern Love Story...
« on: June 24, 2018, 10:16:16 AM »
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
 
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
 
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
 
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."
 
The husband texted back to her:   

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Here is your first lesson about Free Speech...

...shut up about it!

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Re: Modern Love Story...
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2018, 11:49:02 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's me, so the wiife just said.
#WWG1WGA

 

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