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Online Sick Of Silence

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Modern Love Story...
« on: June 24, 2018, 10:16:16 AM »
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
 
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
 
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
 
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."
 
The husband texted back to her:   

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
First Amendment isn't just Freedom Of Speech, it's Freedom Of Conscience.

Who made you the arbiter of morality? You are not Government but you sure are acting like one.

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Re: Modern Love Story...
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2018, 11:49:02 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's me, so the wiife just said.
#WWG1WGA

 

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