....Is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The best jokes are always true!
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/05/02/michael-moore-i-want-the-f-ing-rock-for-president-in-2020/
"Mr. Johnson, as your first act as President, do you promise to take a wire brush and a gallon of de-greaser and bathe Michael Moore?"