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Offline wally

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MAGIC GREEN HAT
« on: October 28, 2010, 01:25:41 PM »
The Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.   When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.   Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat...


MAGIC GREEN HAT




It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running..

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!
 
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Re: MAGIC GREEN HAT
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2010, 01:31:04 PM »
I need one lolol
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Re: MAGIC GREEN HAT
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2010, 01:38:56 PM »
I want one!!!! 8)
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