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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: WoodBurner on June 14, 2017, 03:44:42 PM

Title: Look'n 4??
Post by: WoodBurner on June 14, 2017, 03:44:42 PM
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these
days................

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
As Always, stolen from Here http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Look'n 4??
Post by: Solar on June 18, 2017, 08:43:20 AM
LOL! Just saw your blog, that's some funny shit. :thumbsup: