Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these
days................
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
As Always, stolen from Here http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/
LOL! Just saw your blog, that's some funny shit. :thumbsup: