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Offline WoodBurner

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Little Johnnie......
« on: March 03, 2019, 04:49:27 PM »
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnnie says "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs,  find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a private jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while... banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnnie, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sally?"

Sally replies,

 "I want to be his whore".

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Re: Little Johnnie......
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2019, 07:25:37 AM »
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnnie says "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs,  find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a private jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while... banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnnie, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sally?"

Sally replies,

 "I want to be his whore".

Shamelessly Stolen, http://www.theospark.net/


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