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Offline Solars Toy

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Lets get the picture....
« on: November 29, 2019, 01:44:38 PM »
His request approved, the news photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let’s go!"

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I’m a photographer for cable news," he responded, "and I need to get some close-up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally, he stammered, ‘So, what you’re telling me, is… you’re NOT my flight instructor?"
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Re: Lets get the picture....
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2019, 02:51:02 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hate when that happens!
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Re: Lets get the picture....
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2019, 03:37:48 PM »
His request approved, the news photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let’s go!"

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I’m a photographer for cable news," he responded, "and I need to get some close-up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally, he stammered, ‘So, what you’re telling me, is… you’re NOT my flight instructor?"
:lol: never saw that one coming

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Re: Lets get the picture....
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2019, 05:44:23 PM »
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Re: Lets get the picture....
« Reply #4 on: Today at 05:25:58 AM »
Good one.

I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
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