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Kaepernick signs $1m book deal
« on: October 24, 2017, 06:17:24 PM »
Where this belongs...

https://pagesix.com/2017/10/24/colin-kaepernick-lands-million-dollar-book-deal/

Ok... so he probably needs a little help, shall we...?   Why yes!   Why not suggest a few titles for chapters!?

1.  Introduction - It was a hell of a party, I woke up covered in Tats!
2.  Sprinting in the backfield, 'cause I can't read coverage.
3.  Intercepted.  again, and again, and again.
4.  Star gazing from deep in your territory, Sacked - I see stars everywhere!
5.  I quit the 49ers!  'cause she was gonna cut-me-off if I didn't become a SJW.
6.  Enslaved to da bitch, she wrecked the Baltimore deal, what's next?
7.  Clean Job!   Walking around, filtering the dirty air with my Fro.
8.  Book Deal ... under supervision of da bitch.  a "coloring book" for NFL stars.
9.  Epilogue, da bitch spent all my cash and left my ass, high, dry and without a damn gig!?!?!?
All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

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Re: Kaepernick signs $1m book deal
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2017, 09:56:09 AM »
All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

 

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