Taco Bell has been having some rough times lately, after allegations that the company doesn't use real beef in its tacos and other "Mexican influenced" alleged food products. So this is the funniest opening line of any post I've ever read on the subject (and the blog entry from Canadian lawyer Damian Penny)....

Now I really don't want to know what happened to the chihuahua:

http://damianpenny.wordpress.com/2011/01/25/um-ill-have-the-bean-burrito-instead/